| Welcome to Bike Club!
- You
are here because the world as you know it no longer makes sense. |
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"I want you to cycle as hard as you can"
Every weekend on the cycle paths and bike lanes by the beach, young men and women with good white-collar jobs and absent fathers put on their cycling shoes and helmets and ride with each other, pedal powered, just as long as they have to. Then they go back to those jobs with tired legs and aching backs and the sense that they can handle anything.
The Rules
- First Rule of Bike Club: You do
not talk about Bike Club
- Second Rule of Bike Club: You do not talk about Bike Club
- Third Rule of Bike Club: When someone says stop or falls off, the ride is
over
- Fourth Rule is: Only two riders in a row
- Fifth Rule: One ride at a time
- Sixth Rule: No tandems, no trikes
- Seventh Rule: Rides go on as long as they have to
- Eighth Rule: If this is your first time at Bike Cub you have to ride
The Ride
Bike Club leaves my apartment between 10:30 and 11am every Sunday (almost). If you arrive by 10:15 am you get one of my highly praised lattes. Lunch will be at 1:00pm at a location of my choosing (I'll decide based on numbers). We'll be done cycling between 3 and 3:30pm - then drinks on my balcony.
"You've all got homework"
Bike Club Recruits - If you plan to attend Bike Club this coming Sunday drop me a note here so we know to wait for you or in case plans change (fill in the form then press the button):
After Bike Club you'll start seeing things differently.
Trust me.
Sign up.
We'll be in touch.
